fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh
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test my dashboard osmosis abilities

diva-viva:

send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

bramblepatch:

"leave room for Jesus" has got to be the creepiest worst thought out bit of dance chaperone "wisdom" ever

"no kids don’t grind on each other grind on our Lord and Savior instead

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

ornjuice:

No but what if Carlos is only really articulate and careful and extremely well thought out with his words when he’s nervous

So when we heard him in Condos and any time before and he was being all wordy and verbose that was why

So now Cecil goes around telling people, “Carlos is my boyfriend. He is very articulate.”

And Carlos is just in his lab screaming at his fellow scientists to “PUT THE STUFF IN THE THING IT’S GONNA BOOM”

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

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this.fucking.gif.

(Source: deanovak)

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